[SOC] Continuing Education for SOC members

[ron]

Hey!

did you miss one??
is that in keeping with "accuracy not tolerated"??
Then you da man!

Ron wb1hga
confused

Walter - K5EST wrote:
>     To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity for SOC membership:
>
>
>                 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked car With
> Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
>                     at passing Cars.    See If They Slow Down.
>
>                 2. On all your cheque stubs, write  ' For Marijuana'
>
>                 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how
> many looks you get..
>
>                 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with
> a serious face.
>
>                 5.   Sing Along At The Opera.
>
>                 6.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!   I Won!'
>
>                 7.   Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The
> Economy, We are Going
>                       To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
>
>                 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>
>                9.    PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE
>                       COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
>
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