[SOC] Continuing Education for SOC members

[Walter - K5EST]

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity for SOC membership:


                1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
                    at passing Cars.    See If They Slow Down.

                2. On all your cheque stubs, write  ' For Marijuana'

                3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how
many looks you get..

                4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with
a serious face.

                5.   Sing Along At The Opera.

                6.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!   I Won!'

                7.   Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The
Economy, We are Going
                      To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

                And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

               9.    PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE
                      COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


Happy Tuesday, y'all...............de....K5EST