[SOC] FW: Time will make all the difference

Sat Feb 20 15:29:23 EST 2010

And what did you intendcadding to the quoted post?

On 20-Feb-10 19:07, Spencer Sholly wrote:
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>> Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the
>> 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to
>> the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'
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>> The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts
>> up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'
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>> The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
>> sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that
>> forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of
>> you as soon as I see who's at the door.'
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>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
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>> Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March
>> day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
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>> 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.'
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>> And the third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'
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>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
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>> A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As
>> she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex.'
>> She
>> walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she
>> said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered,
>> 'I'll take the soup.'
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>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
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>> Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they
>> had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities
>> had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they
>> were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now
>> don't get mad at me ... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I
>> just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't
>> remember
>> it. Please tell me what your name is...'
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>> Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she just stared and
>> glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
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>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
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>> As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
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>> Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just
>> heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate
>> 77....
>> Please be careful!'
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>> 'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'
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>> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
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>> Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see
>> over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
>> intersection.
>> The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
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>> The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I
>> could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more
>> minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again,
>> they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure
>> that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
>> She was getting
>> nervous.
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>> At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on
>> through. So, she turned to the other woman and Said, 'Mildred, did you know
>> that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed
>> us both!'
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>> Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving ?
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