[SOC] FW: Time will make all the difference

[Spencer Sholly]

 > 
> Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the
> 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to
> the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'
> 
> The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts
> up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'
> 
> The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
> sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that 
> forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of
> you as soon as I see who's at the door.'
> 
> 
> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
> 
> Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March
> day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
> 
> 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.'
> 
> And the third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'
> 
> 
> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
> 
> 
> A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As
> she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex.'
> She 
> walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she
> said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 
> 'I'll take the soup.'
> 
> 
> 
> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
> 
> 
> Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they
> had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities
> had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they
> were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now
> don't get mad at me ... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I
> just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't
> remember
> it. Please tell me what your name is...'
> 
> Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she just stared and
> glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
> 
> 
> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
> 
> As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
> 
> Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just
> heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate
> 77.... 
> Please be careful!'
> 
> 'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'
> 
> 
> 
> TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
> 
> Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see
> over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
> intersection. 
> The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
> 
> The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I
> could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more
> minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again,
> they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure
> that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
> She was getting 
> nervous.
> 
> 
> At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on
> through. So, she turned to the other woman and Said, 'Mildred, did you know
> that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed
> us both!'
> 
> Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving ?
> 
> 
> 
> 
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