[SOC] The Confessional

[Bob Nielsen]

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away  
from the Church.

There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.  On the other wall  
is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a  very long time since I've been  
to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is  
much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."