[SOC] Grannies on the road

[Spencer Sholly]

GRANNIES
> 
> ON THE ROAD
> 
> Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch 
> speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car
> puttering along at 22 mph. He 
> thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous
> as a speeder!"
> 
> So 
> he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
> Approaching the car, he 
> notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in
> the front seat and 
> three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
> 
> The driver, 
> obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I
> don't understand. I was going 
> the exact speed limit. What seems to be the
> problem?"
> 
> The trooper 
> trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22
> was the route number, 
> not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman
> grinned and thanked the 
> officer for pointing out her error. "But before
> you go, Ma'am,
> I
> have to ask, 
> is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully
> shaken."
> 
> "Oh, 
> they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We
> just got off Route 
> 127."






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