[SOC] Fwd: Do you fart in bed?

[Walter - K5EST]

Do you fart in bed?

This is a story about a couple who had been happily
married for years.

The only friction in their marriage was the husband's
habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would
make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping
them off because it was making her sick.

He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly
natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned
that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then
one Christmas Day morning, as she was preparing the
turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she
looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare
parts, and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was
sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she
pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and
emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and
the sound of frantic foot steps as he ran into the bath room. The
wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing,
tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got
him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She
bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.

He said, "Honey you were right." "All these years you have
warned me and I didn't listen to you".

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up
farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by
the Grace of God, with some Vaseline and two fingers, I
think I got most of them back in."

:-)



....that is all.... de Walter - K5EST