[SOC] Fwd: The Philosophy of Ambiguity

[Walter - K5EST]

>           Philosophy of Ambiguity
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> FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS
> WELL AS THE  IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

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> 2.  One tequila, two tequila, three tequila........floor
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> 3.  Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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> 4.  If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
>      monkeys and apes?
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> 5.  The main reason that santa is so jolly is because he knows
>       where all the bad girls live.
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> 6.  I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's
>      the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would
>      defeat the purpose.
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> 7.  What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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> 8.  If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash
>      his hands with soap?
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> 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
>     himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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> 10.  Is there another word for synonym?
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> 11.  Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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> 12.  What do you do when you see an endangered animal
>        eating an endangered plant?
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> 13.  If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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> 14.  Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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> 15.  Why do they lock gas/petrol station bathrooms? Are they
>        afraid someone will clean them?
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> 16.  If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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> 17.  Can vetetarians eat animal crackers?
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> 18.  If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the
>        right to remain silent?
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> 19.  Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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> 20.  How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow
>        road signs?
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> 21.  What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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> 22.  One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about
>        other people.
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> 23.  Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
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> 24.  Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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> 25.  How is it possible to have a civil war?
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> 26.  If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
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> 27.   If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
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> 28.  If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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> 29.  Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?
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> 30.  Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of
>        'assteroids?'
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> 31.  Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
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> 32.  Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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> 33.  If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times,
>        do they become disoriented?
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> 34.  Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
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and did you notice there was NOT a number 1 to the list?
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73....Walter - K5EST