[SOC] Classic SOC Charlie Weaver

[Charles Harpole]

This is vy near an old Charlie Weaver routine, but he ended the letter with:

 

I was going to put $20 in this letter, but I had already sealed the envelope.

 

BTW, the spelling here is way too gud.

 

73,

Charles Harpole k4vud at hotmail.com 

 

 




 
> Date: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:58:56 -0500
> From: n4bp at bellsouth.net
> To: soc at mailman.qth.net
> Subject: [SOC] Classic SOC
> 
> Dearest Redneck Son,
> 
> I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live 
> where we did when you left home. Your dad RED in the newspaper that 
> most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won’t 
> be able to send you the address because the last Missisippi family 
> that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn’t 
> have to change their address.
> 
> Reverend Billy Fred stopped by the other day just
> to tell us to go to hell.
> 
> This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure 
> about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven’t 
> seen them since.
> 
> The weather isn’t bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first 
> time for three days and the second time for four days.
> 
> About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it 
> would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut 
> them off and put them in the pockets.
> 
> Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried 
> because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
> 
> Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven’t found out what
> it is yet so I don’t know if you are an aunt or uncle.
> 
> Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to 
> pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he 
> burned for three days.
> 
> Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was 
> driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two 
> friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn’t get the 
> tailgate down!
> 
> There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal 
> has happened.
> 
> Your Favorite Aunt,
> Mom
> 
> 
> -- 
> 73, Bob Patten, N4BP Plantation, FL
> 
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