[SOC] FW: Gentle Thoughts For Today

[Spencer Sholly]

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> Gentle Thoughts for Today-- 
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> Birds of a feather flock together and put droppings
> on your car. 
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> A penny saved is a government oversight. 
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> The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, 
> because by then your body and your fat have gotten to 
> be really good friends.
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> The easiest way to find something lost around the
> house is to buy a replacement ...
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> He who hesitates is probably right. 
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> Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40)
> are "XL." 
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> If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't
> met everybody.
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> If you can smile when things go wrong, you have 
> someone in mind to blame.
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> The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
> can tell when he's really in trouble. 
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> There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take
> time to look for it. For example I am sitting here
> thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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> Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words together
> "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs." 
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> Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
> lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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> The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting
> in line for.
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> Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me,
> I want people to know "why" I look this way.
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> I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
> paved.
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> When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back
> to youth, think of Algebra.
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> You know you are getting old when everything either
> dries up or leaks. 
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> Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is
> comfortable.
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> First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then,
> you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when
> you forget to pull it down.
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> Lord,
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> Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over
> my mouth....AMEN..!!
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