[SOC] FW: RETIREMENT BONUS--(A Golden Oldie)

[Spencer Sholly]

> The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
> Retirement bonus. 
> They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a
> bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line 
> between any Two points in his body.. The officer
> got to choose what those two points would be.
> 
> 
> The first officer who accepted asked that he be 
> measured from the top of his head to the tip of his
> toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with
> a Bonus of $72,000.
> 
> The second officer who accepted was a little smarter
> and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes.
> He walked Out with $96,000.
> 
> The third one was a non-commissioned officer, 
> a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be
> measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie
> to my testicles.'
> 
> 
> It was suggested by the pension man that he might want
> to reconsider, Explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers
> had received. But the old Chief insisted 
> and they decided to go along with him providing
> the Measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.
> 
> 
> The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop
> 'em,' which he did. 
> The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of
> the Chief's weenie and began to work back. 
> Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed,
> 'Where Are Your testicles?'
> 
> 
> The old Chief calmly replied, ' Vietnam'.



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