[SOC] Classes for Women

[Bob Roske]

Why are there locks on the doors of the 24 hour convenience store?

Bob N0UF
SOC #521
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Colin Topping" <gm6hgw at btopenworld.com>
To: "Second Class Operators' Club" <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Friday, July 03, 2009 1:30 PM
Subject: Re: [SOC] Classes for Women


> Good one Bob, I enjoyed reading your list.
>
> I do comedy magic ( www.colinsmagic.com ) and often use observational 
> humour
> in my show... Hope there's nothing lost in the translation as it crosses 
> the
> pond...  They worked well when I did a show in Boston a few years back....
>
> Colin
> GM6HGW
>
>
>
> Why do supermarkets always put their slowest operators on the express
> checkouts?
>
>
>
> I said to this woman the other day; "do you ever feel hysterical?" "No" 
> she
> said, "I always feel my husband's!"
>
>
>
> Got into trouble in the newsagents the other day, how was I to know the 
> girl
> was talking about a lottery ticket when she offered me a "double roll 
> over".
>
>
>
> I was chatting up a girl the other day, saying all the usual things and
> admiring her hair, I asked if she ever wet her hair in the mornings.  "No"
> she said, "I've got a catheter in just now!"
>
>
>
> My friend took his mother to stay in a very expensive retirement home; 
> they
> looked after her really well, washed her, fed her, bedded her every night 
> in
> a freshly made bed and every time she rolled over in her seat in the day
> room, they straightened her up again.
> Her family came to visit her a few days later and asked how she was 
> getting
> on, she was full of praise for the home, care staff and facilities, but
> complained that they wouldn't let her have a good fart.
>
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