[SOC] Smart and Safe Lady

[Walter - K5EST]

> Very Clever lady with A Flat Tire:
>
> I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the
> shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
> trunk.
>
> I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the
> rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
>
> They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
> They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the
> approaching drivers.
>
> To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men
> which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
>
> And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting
> their horns and waving like crazy.
> It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.
>
> He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell
> he was not a happy camper!
>
> 'What's going on here?'
>
> 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
>
> 'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
> road?'
>
> I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,
>
> 'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'



....yup, they walk among us..........73....Walter - K5EST