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[Bob Krueger]

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> Just thought I would share
> 
> IN  CASE YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE  DAYS...
> 
>                AAADD- KNOW  THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
>             Thank  goodness there's a name for this disorder.
>              Somehow  I feel better, even though I have it!!
> 
> 
> 
> 
>               Recently, I  was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
>                Age  Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
>                        This is how  it manifests:
> 
>                       I decide to water my garden.
> 
>                  As I turn on the  hose in the driveway,
>            I look over  at my car and decide it needs washing.
> 
>                      As I start toward the  garage,
>                  I notice  mail on the porch table that
>                 I brought  up from the mail box earlier.
> 
>          I decide to go through the mail  before I wash the car.
> 
>                     I lay my car keys on the  table,
>          put the  junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
>                     and notice  that the can is full.
> 
>                    So, I  decide to put the bills back
>               on the  table and take out the garbage first.
> 
>                             But then I think,
>                  since I'm  going to be near the mailbox
>                   when I take  out the garbage anyway,
>                    I may as  well pay the bills first.
> 
>                   I take my check book off the  table,
>                and see  that there is only one check left.
> 
>               My extra checks are in my desk  in the study,
>                so I go  inside the house to my desk where
>                I find the  can of Coke I'd been drinking.
> 
>                     I'm going to look for my checks,
>                 but first I  need to push the Coke aside
>               so that I  don't accidentally knock it over.
> 
>                        The Coke is getting  warm,
>       and I  decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
> 
>               As I head  toward the kitchen with the Coke,
>                     a vase of  flowers on the counter
>                     catches my  eye--they need water.
> 
>                    I put the Coke on the counter  and
>                     discover my  reading glasses that
>                   I've been  searching for all morning.
> 
>               I decide I better put them back on my  desk,
>                but first  I'm going to water the flowers.
> 
>               I set the glasses back down on the  counter,
>      fill a  container with water and suddenly spot the TV  remote.
>                  Someone  left it on the kitchen table.
> 
>              I realize that tonight when we go to  watch TV,
>                     I'll be  looking for the remote,
>           but I won't  remember that it's on the kitchen table,
>         so I decide  to put it back in the den where it belongs,
>                    but first  I'll water the flowers.
> 
>                     I pour some water in the flowers,
>                but quite a  bit of it spills on the floor.
> 
>                 So, I set the remote back on the  table,
>                  get some  towels and wipe up the spill.
> 
>                   Then, I head down the hall trying  to
>                   remember  what I was planning to do.
> 
>                          At the end of the day:
> 
>                           the car  isn't washed
> 
>                           the bills aren't paid
> 
>            there is a warm can of  Coke sitting on the counter
> 
>                   the flowers don't have enough  water,
> 
>               there is still only 1 check in my check book,
> 
>                         I can't  find the remote,
> 
>                         I can't find my glasses,
> 
>            and I don't  remember what I did with the car keys.
> 
>        Then, when I try to figure  out why nothing got done today,
>                        I'm really  baffled because
> 
> I know I  was busy all day,
> and I'm  really tired.
> 
> I realize this is a serious problem,
> and I'll  try to get some help for it,
> but first  I'll check my e-mail....
> 
> Do me a favor.
> Forward  this message to everyone you know,
> because I  don't remember who I've sent it to.
> 
> Don't laugh -- if this isn't  you yet, your day is coming.
>

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