[SOC] Fw: BS AND Brilliance...

[Bob Krueger]

Posted by WB9UKQ  bob


Bullshit and Brilliance



A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her =
faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.


One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles =
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading =
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Uh oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some =
bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the =
bones with his back to the approaching cat.  Just as the leopard is =
about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delici =
ous leopard!  I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look =
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.  "Whew!", =
says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby =
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for =
protection from the leopard.  So off he goes, but the old poodle sees =
him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that =
something must be up.  The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, =
spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, =
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving =
canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back =
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the =
dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen =
them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle =
says.

"Where's that damn monkey?  I sent him off an hour ago to bring me =
another leopard!"

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth =
and skill!  Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

If you don't send this to five "old" friends right away there will be =
five fewer people laughing in the world.

I am in no way insinuating that you are old, some are just more "youth =
challenged" than others!!!!

Notice the size of this print?



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