[SOC] Fwd: Another blonde joke

[Bob Nielsen]

> A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself  
> out as
> a handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do  
> neighborhood.
>
> She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner  
> if he
> had any odd jobs for her to do.
>
> "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he  said.   
> "How
> much will you charge me?"
>
> The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and  
> told her
> that the paint and everything she would
> need was in the garage.
>
> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,   
> "Does she
> realize that our porch goes all the way
> around the house?"
>
> He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
> The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe  
> all those
> dumb blonde jokes we've been getting  by e-mail lately."
>
> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>
> "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
>
> "Yes," the blonde replied and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
> coats."
>
> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and  
> handed it to
> her.
>
> "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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