[SOC] Fw: Serious questions to ponder]

[Bob Krueger]

Submitted by Bob Krueger    WB9UKQ
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> Serious questions to ponder- - - -
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> Can you cry under water?
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> How important does a person have to be before they are considered 
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
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> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
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> "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were 
> buried in for eternity?
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> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> What disease did cured ham actually have?
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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a 
> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 
> like every two hours?
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> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
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> hearing?
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> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars 
> to look at things on the ground?
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> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you 
> naked anyway.
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> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible 
> crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
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> song about him?
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> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, 
> why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
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> but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both 
> dogs!
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> If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't 
> he just buy dinner?
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> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
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> vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
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> hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at 
> you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the 
> window?
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> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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