[SOC] Bob the Hunter

[Jan Clute]

Oh, please. I think I hurt myself! That was wonderful. Haven't laughted that
hard in a long time.
73 Jan

----- Original Message -----
From: "N0UF" <n0uf at kc.rr.com>
To: "Second Class Op Club" <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Friday, May 13, 2005 9:21 AM
Subject: [SOC] Bob the Hunter


> Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.  He
> traveled to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.  Soon after
> there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big  black
> bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.  That bear was my
> cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or
we
> have sex."
>
> After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative.
So
> the black bear had his way with Bob.  Even though he felt sore for two
> weeks, Bob soon recovered and  vowed revenge. He headed out on another
trip
> to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it. Right after, there
was
> another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly  stood right next to
> him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That bear was my
cousin
> and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough
> sex." Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear
> than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
>
> Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered.
Now
> Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to
> track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then,
> moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.
>
> He turned around to find giant polar bear standing there.The polar bear
> looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come  here for the
hunting,
> do you?"
>
>
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