[SOC] Bob the Hunter

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Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.  He 
traveled to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.  Soon after 
there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big  black 
bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.  That bear was my 
cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we 
have sex."

After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So 
the black bear had his way with Bob.  Even though he felt sore for two 
weeks, Bob soon recovered and  vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip 
to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it. Right after, there was 
another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly  stood right next to 
him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That bear was my cousin 
and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough 
sex." Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear 
than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.

Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now 
Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to 
track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, 
moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find giant polar bear standing there.The polar bear 
looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come  here for the hunting, 
do you?"