[SOC] SOC Christmas Crackers

[Nick Yokanovich]

I have been withholding these for the right time, but on further 
consideration, there will never be a right time for these.

We had some SOC Christmas crackers -- the kind that you pull apart, they 
go bang, and a few small goodies spew out. The kind of trinkets that you 
might find in a Cracker Jack box. Actually, only one of our crackers 
went bang. The bang strip pulled out one end, still intact, from all the 
other crackers.  So here then are the jokes that we found inside. I have 
no idea why they number them...

#17
What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
ANS:
Unlawful is against the law; illegal is a sick bird.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken?
ANS:
A hen that lays a pooched egg.

#35
Why did the baby foal take throat lozenges?
ANS:
Because he was a little horse.

Who was the biggest robber in history?
ANS:
Atlas -- he held up the world.

#54
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
ANS:
Lily

What do you call a girl with a fir tree on her head?
ANS:
Christmas Carol

#37
Where do Londoners with pimples live?
ANS:
Ackney

How do jellies start their races?
ANS:
Get set!

#110
What do cats rest their head on in bed?
ANS:
Caterpillars

Which animals sticks pins in its coat?
ANS:
Badger


#43
What animals like to play cricket?
ANS:
Bats

What do you call a man who's been buried in a bog for twenty years?
ANS:
Pete


Sorry.

Nick in Arnold, MD  SOC348




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