[SOC] yo SOC#630

[Walter K0TWO]

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Dear Newly Arrived SOC#630 (Kip N6NVP),

Thanks for thinking of me, however, maybe you should
not be reading the SOC numbers with your eye glasses
not properly adjusted. You see, #603 belongs to my
friend Jim W0EB, who is an antenna builder 'extraordinaire
and is a numerical whiz at counting turns on a loading coil,
and may not be able to change SOC numbers with you.

You see, your number is 27 more turns than his and that
may put him into a dizzy spin and miss resonance. Now,
it is so Not possible for me to change SOC numbers with
you because K0TWO would just have to have a "2" in
the membership number, therefore and hence my SOC#602!

Please do not send any money from your Nigerian deal, as I
am soon approaching a winning lottery number and your offer
would water down the excitement of winning.

73,
Walter K0TWO........Wright City, MO
 ...(ex-WN5QXZ,WB5QXZ,AG5P)...
..................SOC # 602......................


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----- Original Message -----
From: "Kip Williams N6NVP" <n6nvp at cox.net>
To: "Second Class & Not Above It" <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Sunday, February 27, 2005 1:20 AM
Subject: [SOC] Oh brother!


> Okay - so I'm not #603. So? What do you want me to do about it?  I already
> spoke it to the four (or more) directions. And 2 have already refused to
> give it back. What does one do in this situation? (We're Second Class -
> don't try to tell me this hasn't happened before.)
> Do I offer Walter, K0TWO, money for #603? (I should be coming into quite a
> bit, Walter. As soon as I hear back from Natute Kimbobwe, son of the
former
> Nigerian Defense Minister, who has decided to trust me and use my account
to
> hide 30 Million dollars American, I'll be flush. This is a matter of the
> strictest confidence so I'd appreciate your only telling people who might
> like me better if they thought I had scratch.)
> "Of course, we could get the money. But it would be wrong." Nixon said it
in
> 1973 and if anybody had a working relationship with "wrong" it was Dick.
> No! I will not go gently into that good night. I'll stand here proudly,
> facing each direction and rage "SOC# 630 thru 642", "SOC# 630 thru 642",
> "SOC# 630 thru 642", "SOC# 630 thru 642".
> 630 was assigned and the additional 12 are a pretty fair margin for error.
> There's gotta' be a pony somewhere in there I can bet on. Besides, I'll
grow
> a beard. I know East didn't get a really good look at me, first time
around.
> And North was busy convincing Fawn Hall that shredded documents were all
the
> rage on the DC disco scene. (Can I hear you all say "Par - tayy"?)
>
>
> 72
> Kip N6NVP
> SOC# 630 (unless it's too late to cancel the CheapQSL's, in which case
> Walter and I might both have a little explaining to do.)
>
>
>
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