[SOC] Think you have a really second-class job?

[JMcAulay]

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer
section, and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.  Be
very sure you get this brand.  When you get home lock your doors, draw the
curtains, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.  

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open
the package, and remove the thermometer.  Carefully place it on a table or
other flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken, yet you
can see it easily.  Now the fun part begins.  

Take out the literature and read it carefully.  You will notice that in
small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson
and Johnson is personally tested".  Now, look at the thermometer, then
close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work
for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."  

Have a nice day!  And remember, someone else has a job that is worde than
yours.