[SOC] Learning curve

[Kevin Rock]

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles 
decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.  Going to a singles' bar, he 
spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.  "I'm just an ordinary 
man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father 
will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his 
stepmother

Men will never learn.