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[Bill Cunningham]

Got both dog posts before being drummed out for too many bounces.  Luv both
stories.

> When discovered, said cake had been hollowed out to the extent of one
> lurcher's tongue length. The icing survived.

Hee Hee.  Once had a beagle that ate anything in sight, especially paper.
Known rummage through a lady's pocketbook and eat her checkbook.  Actually
ate one of our kiddo's report card that had to be signed and returned to
school.  Took a phone call to convince teacher it really happened.  Would
steal paper napkin from your lap whilst we ate supper, then streak out of
room.  One Christmas, my mother gave us a kilo of tea pressed into a block.
Dog got into it and distributed the damned stuff everwhere.  From then on,
he got into any present left under tree.

Current mutt is aptly named Pepper, most closely resembling an American Rat
Terrier - a farm dog bred in early 20th century for pest control.  Has
features of Jack Russell, elongated whippet body and Chihuahua face.  Have
seen Pepper take on a Doberman, not his brightest move.  Pepper's chief job
here is to keep pink elephants off the lawn and none dare come near.  Chief
hobby is licking his own arsehole.  When he licks you, ask where that tongue
has been.