[SOC] Joke

[Paul Bartlett]

Had me tears, Chris.

Very best, Paul

----- Original Message -----
From: "Chris Redding" <chris.redding at g4pdj.freeserve.co.uk>
To: <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Monday, July 26, 2004 7:09 PM
Subject: [SOC] Joke


> A drug addiction charity called 'Target' advertised for a youth counsellor
> to work at discouraging teenagers from embarking on a career in drugs.
>
> Three men applied:
> One was the usual 'beardie' do-gooder,  the second was a rather sharp
> businessman type.
>
> The third was a very rough-looking tramp-like character, who looked as
> though he needed no introduction to drug culture himself, and bore many
> tattoos.  He looked as though he had served some serious time.
>
> The manager of the charity decided to set a test to help him decide who to
> hire.  He got the three men together in a room and handed each of them a
> photocopy of the charity's logo, which (unsurprisingly) was a target
symbol,
> consisting of two concentric circles of about half an inch and two inches
in
> diameter.
> He asked them to come back the next day with some ideas for a 'lecture' on
> the evils of drugs using the target symbol as a prop.
>
> The next day the three men returned, and the manager decided to try them
out
> on a small gang of young street thugs who happened to be in the building.
>
> The beardie type put the logo down on a desk in front of the thugs and
> explained that as drugs culture was a small world in itself, you tend to
> find that your circle of friends increasingly comes from that culture
only,
> as you get deeper into drugs.  He used the two circles in the symbol to
show
> how your circle of friends gets smaller.
>
> The businessman type concentrated on the sheer price of drugs, again using
> the two circles to explain that if you rolled all your money up into a
tube,
> then the tube would get a lot thinner if you had to pay for drugs.
>
> The thugs were unimpressed.
>
> The rough, tattooed 'tramp' then laid out his paper on the desk, and said
>
> "If you get involved with drugs, then sooner or later you are going to
> prison, boys",
>
> He then pointed at the small circle and said
>
> "On your first day in the slammer, your butt-hole will start off THIS
> size..........................."
>
>
> Chris G4PDJ
>
>
>
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