[SOC] Joke

[Chris Redding]

A drug addiction charity called 'Target' advertised for a youth counsellor
to work at discouraging teenagers from embarking on a career in drugs.

Three men applied:
One was the usual 'beardie' do-gooder,  the second was a rather sharp
businessman type.

The third was a very rough-looking tramp-like character, who looked as
though he needed no introduction to drug culture himself, and bore many
tattoos.  He looked as though he had served some serious time.

The manager of the charity decided to set a test to help him decide who to
hire.  He got the three men together in a room and handed each of them a
photocopy of the charity's logo, which (unsurprisingly) was a target symbol,
consisting of two concentric circles of about half an inch and two inches in
diameter.
He asked them to come back the next day with some ideas for a 'lecture' on
the evils of drugs using the target symbol as a prop.

The next day the three men returned, and the manager decided to try them out
on a small gang of young street thugs who happened to be in the building.

The beardie type put the logo down on a desk in front of the thugs and
explained that as drugs culture was a small world in itself, you tend to
find that your circle of friends increasingly comes from that culture only,
as you get deeper into drugs.  He used the two circles in the symbol to show
how your circle of friends gets smaller.

The businessman type concentrated on the sheer price of drugs, again using
the two circles to explain that if you rolled all your money up into a tube,
then the tube would get a lot thinner if you had to pay for drugs.

The thugs were unimpressed.

The rough, tattooed 'tramp' then laid out his paper on the desk, and said

"If you get involved with drugs, then sooner or later you are going to
prison, boys",

He then pointed at the small circle and said

"On your first day in the slammer, your butt-hole will start off THIS
size..........................."


Chris G4PDJ



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