[SOC] Very SOC

[Jan Clute]

Now that last one REALLY scares me! HI 73 Jan N0AAA SOC-389

----- Original Message -----
From: "Bob N0UF" <n0uf@kc.rr.com>
To: "Second Class Op Club" <soc@mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Monday, February 23, 2004 9:53 AM
Subject: [SOC] Very SOC


> > > ----- Forwarded Message -----
> >
> > > In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
> > > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
> >
> > > On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
> >
> > > On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details
> > > inside.
> >
> > > On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> >
> > > On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> >
> > > On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
> > > down."
> >
> > > On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
> >
> > > On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
> >
> > > On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
> > > machinery after taking this medication."
> >
> > > On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> >
> > > On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> >
> > > On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
> >
> > > On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
> >
> > > On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat
> > > nuts."
> >
> > > On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable
> > > you to fly."
> >
> > > On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or
> > > genitals."
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