[SOC] Very SOC

[Bob N0UF]

> > ----- Forwarded Message -----
> 
> > In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
> > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
> 
> > On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
>  
> > On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
> > inside.
>  
> > On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> 
> > On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> 
> > On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
> > down."
> 
> > On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
>  
> > On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
> 
> > On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
> > machinery after taking this medication."
>   
> > On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
>  
> > On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> 
> > On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
>   
> > On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
>   
> > On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
> > nuts."
>   
> > On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
> > you to fly."
>  
> > On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
> > genitals."