[SOC] Rubbing the wrong way

[Reicher, James]

While in line at the bank, one guy suddenly starts massaging the
shoulders=20
of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turns and
snarls,=20
"Just what the hell are you doing?"
"Well," says the guy, "I'm a chiropractor and I saw that you were tense,
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I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my
art!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replies. "I work
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the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"