[SOC] Nominees for the Annual SOC Awards

[Bob N0UF]

and, 

My  mother and father were first cousins, 
that's why I look so much alike.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bob Baxter" <rbaxter@cybertrails.com>
To: "SOC" <SOC@mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2004 10:07
Subject: [SOC] Nominees for the Annual SOC Awards


> 
>  
> > 
> > Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would
> > not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were
> > supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live
> > forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the
> > 1994 Miss USA contest. 
> > `````````````````````````````````` 
> > "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
> > world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but
> > not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey 
> > ``````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 
> > "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
> > your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson
> > for federal anti smoking campaign. 
> > ````````````````````````````````````````````````` 
> > "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --
> > Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. 
> > ````````````````````````````````````````````` 
> > "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
> > in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. 
> > ````````````````````````````` 
> > "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
> > I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas. 
> > ```````````````````````````` 
> > "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
> > There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians
> > were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -- John Wayne 
> > `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 
> > "Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies
> > manager, Danny Ozark 
> > `````````````````````````````````` 
> > "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
> > in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President 
> > ``````````````````` 
> > "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle 
> > ````````````````` ``````` ``````` ``````` ``````` ``````` ```````
> > ``````` ```` ``` ``````` ``````` ``````` ``````` `` 
> > " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
> > another" -- George Bush, US President 
> > `````````````````````` 
> > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
> > -- Lee Iacocca 
> > ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````!
> > ````````````````````````````````````````` 
> > "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from
> > the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -- Colonel Oliver
> > North, from his Iran-Contra testimony. 
> > ````````````````````````````````````````` 
> > "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
> > Norman Einstein." -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports
> > analyst. 
> > ```````````````````````````````````````````` 
> > "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
> > people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. 
> > ````````````````````````````````` 
> > "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al
> > Gore, VP 
> > `````````` 
> > "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --
> > Keppel Enderbery 
> > ``````````````` 
> > "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
> > received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
> > if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social
> > Services, Greenville, South Carolina 
> > ```````````````````````````````````````````` 
> > "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
> > they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
> > And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --
> > Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman 
> > ```````````````````````` 
> > ....Feeling smarter yet?  > 
> >  
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