[SOC] Groaner

[Art]

Well, also there in Alaska, two fish swim into a concrete wall. One 
turns to the other
and says "Dam!"

Ouch,  73  Art   W6KY/PU    (PU = two-thirds of a PUN)


Nick Yokanovich wrote:

> Back when the oil money started flowing into Alaska and every state 
> citizen came into a little money, an Aleut thought about how he could 
> use the windfall to improve his life without changing it too much.
>
> He came up with the idea of installing an electric heater in his 
> kayak. It was just enough to keep his feet toasty warm.
>
> But one day the heating element shorted out, the sparks flew, and his 
> boat caught on fire. It burned to the waterline then sank, carrying 
> him to the bottom.
>
> It just goes to show you that you can have your kayak but you can't 
> heat it too.
>
>
> Nick K3NY
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