[SOC] SOC - Good reading material?

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Also missing is the three pronged thermathrockle and muffler belt.

Bob :-)
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From: "Paul Bartlett" <paul at fulking.freeserve.co.uk>
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> Will never work.
>
> They missed out the oggle sprocket and wibble valve.
>
> Paul ;-)
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> >
> > The TURBO-ENCABULATOR in INDUSTRY
> >
> > For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring
> > perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not
> > only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase
> > detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing
> > cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the "Turbo-Encabulator."
> > Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power
> > being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is
> > produced by the modal interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive
> > directance.
> >
> > The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite,
> > surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two
> > spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The
> > latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the
> > ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively
> > prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed
> > in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor
> > being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential
> > girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters.
> >
> > Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed
> > into the rotor slip-stream a mixture of high S-value
> > phenylhydrobenzamine and five per cent reminitive tetryliodohexamine.
> > Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P=2.5Cn^6.7
> > where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase
> > disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient.
> > Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive
> > pilfrometer (for a description of this ingenious instrument, see L. E.
> > Rumpelverstein in "Zeitschrift für Elektrotechnistatischs-
> > Donnerblitze" vol. vii), but up to the present date nothing has been
> > found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope (see "Proceedings of
> > the Peruvian Academy of Skatological Sciences" June, 1914.)
> >
> > Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubing together a
> > regurgitative purwell and a supramitive wennelsprocket. Indeed, this
> > proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1942, it
> > was found that the use of anhydrous nangling pins enabled a kryptonastic
> > bolling shim to the tankered.
> >
> > The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral
> > decommutator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the
> > large quasi-piestic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were
> > specially designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. When,
> > however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by a simple
> > addition to the living sockets, almost perfect running was secured.
> >
> > The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the h.f. rem
> > peak by constantly fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels, This is a
> > distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no dramcock oil is
> > required after the phase detractors have remissed.
> >
> > Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of
> > technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer
> > trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it
> > may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to
> > reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
> >
> >
> >
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