[SOC] SOC - Good reading material?

[Paul Bartlett]

Will never work.

They missed out the oggle sprocket and wibble valve.

Paul ;-)
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>
> The TURBO-ENCABULATOR in INDUSTRY
>
> For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring
> perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not
> only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase
> detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing
> cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the "Turbo-Encabulator."
> Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power
> being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is
> produced by the modal interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive
> directance.
>
> The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite,
> surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two
> spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The
> latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the
> ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively
> prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed
> in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor
> being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential
> girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters.
>
> Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed
> into the rotor slip-stream a mixture of high S-value
> phenylhydrobenzamine and five per cent reminitive tetryliodohexamine.
> Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P=2.5Cn^6.7
> where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase
> disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient.
> Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive
> pilfrometer (for a description of this ingenious instrument, see L. E.
> Rumpelverstein in "Zeitschrift für Elektrotechnistatischs-
> Donnerblitze" vol. vii), but up to the present date nothing has been
> found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope (see "Proceedings of
> the Peruvian Academy of Skatological Sciences" June, 1914.)
>
> Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubing together a
> regurgitative purwell and a supramitive wennelsprocket. Indeed, this
> proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1942, it
> was found that the use of anhydrous nangling pins enabled a kryptonastic
> bolling shim to the tankered.
>
> The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral
> decommutator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the
> large quasi-piestic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were
> specially designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. When,
> however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by a simple
> addition to the living sockets, almost perfect running was secured.
>
> The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the h.f. rem
> peak by constantly fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels, This is a
> distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no dramcock oil is
> required after the phase detractors have remissed.
>
> Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of
> technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer
> trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it
> may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to
> reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
>
>
>
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> Spring, Texas
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