[SOC] airline slogans

[W.B. Cunningham]

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a very attractive and beautiful
woman sitting next to him.  He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous
she must be a flight attendant!  But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"  She gave him a blank, confused stare
and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.  He leaned towards her
again, "Come and fly the friendly skies?"  She gave him the same confused
look.  He mentally kicked himself, and scratched United off the list.

Next he tried the Southwest slogan, "You are now free to move about the
country."  This time the woman turned on him, "What the f... do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair and said, "Ahhh, American!"