[SOC] Halloween

[Bob Nielsen]

> Ten Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween:
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> You get winded from knocking on the door.
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> You have to have someone chew the candy for you. 
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> You ask for high fiber candy only. 
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> When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,  you lose your balance and fall over. 
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> People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"  and you're not wearing a mask. 
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> When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."  and you can't remember the rest. 
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> By the end of the night you have a bag full of  restraining orders. 
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> You have to carefully choose a costume that won't  dislodge your hair piece. 
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> You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood  with a walker. 
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> You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.