[SOC] an eye for an eye

[Lloyd Lachow]

  A sailor enters a bordello he would often frequent
when in town, and let the proprietress know that he
was in the mood for something "different." "Like what,
exactly?" she wanted to know.  "Surprise me," he said.

  So she said, "Go see Louise, up in room 32."
He goes on up, enters room 32, and is greeted by
Louise. Upon hearing why he was sent to her, she
knowingly said, "OK, mate, I know what you're looking
for."  With that, she proceeded to disattach herself
from a glass eye, whereupon she winked off the
surprised, and ultimately grateful, sailor.

  "That was great!" he said. "best ever...you can be
sure I'll be back for some more of that, next time I'm
in.!


   To which she replied,






























ready....?



































    "I'll keep an eye out for you!"








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