[SOC] Oh boy

[Bob N0UF]

> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he
> satdown,  but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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> Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket
> towards the man.He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
> hands it back.
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> "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
> place.  "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
> the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
> deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
> to her place for a nightcap . and stay for breakfast.
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> They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
> The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
> "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
> to every guy you meet?"
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>  "No," she replies........."
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>  Wait for it...
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>  It's coming...
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> The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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>  She says :
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>  "You just happened to catch my eye."
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