[SOC] Nascar is officially mainstream...

[Bob Nielsen]

On Fri, Jan 03, 2003 at 09:04:59PM -0600, Rob Matherly wrote:
> Just heard this commercial on 1040:
> 
> (engines firing)
> It's the first race of the year.  You're prepared to enjoy 700 horsepower
> stock cars for 500 laps.  And you can't even sit still.  Should have used
> Preperation H.
> 
> (Standard Prep H stuff)
> 
> PA:  And that's the end of Lap 25.
> Fan:  Aw man!  Ah showlda used prep-ar-ation Aych.....


And what would the driver have to say?

Maybe Saturday Night Live should revive the old Phil Hartman skits--"The
Anal-Retentive Stock Car Driver".


I remember when "stock car" meant stock, like a production version you
could pick up at the local dealer.  Of course in my teenage years a
really hopped-up engine could put out 1 HP per cubic inch of
displacement (which is less than a lot of production cars these days).

73, Bob N7XY