[SOC] [OT] Quality Comes With Age

[Ian C. Purdie]

At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. A lovely 25 year old. Since her
new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris
should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged
husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and
there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for "action."  They "unite as
one." All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to
sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's
Morris. Again, he is ready for "action."

Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more
"conjugal bliss." When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids
her a fond goodnight and leaves.  She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris
is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old. ready for more
passion.

Once again, they enjoy one another.  But as Morris prepares to leave again, his
young bride says to him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can
perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your
age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
"You mean I was here already?"