[SOC] Who Says Vermonters Aren't Real Bright?

[Ian C. Purdie]

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Ethan Smith. He is hiding marijuana
inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Ethan's house. They search the shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana.

They sneer at Ethan and leave.

The phone rings at Ethan's house.

"Hey, Ethan! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, buddy."


72/73's

Ian C. Purdie
Budgewoi N.S.W. Australia - Co-ords S33�14', E151�34'
VK2TIP "I'll give ya the TIP mate" QRP-L #1978. SOC #171 FP#91
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