[SOC] First aid on the golf course

[JMcAulay]

At 10:46 AM 04/22/2003 -0400, "Bill Cunningham" <k4ksr@qsl.net> wrote:
>A couple of women were playing golf one Saturday morning...<snip>

Bill, as I promised, here's my solution to the spam problem:  Use your own
outgoing mail directory as a filter comparator, so that everything will
simply go into your write-only-memory except mail from those addresses to
which you've already sent mail.  Sure, it makes things a bit tougher, but
after I tossed 207 emails today, I'm ready for something really aggressive.=
=20

And I liked your story so much, here's my offering for the day:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up and begins
removing her clothes as she frantically announces, "If I'm going to die, I
want to die feeling like a woman!"   When all her clothing is off, she
asks, "Is there anyone on this plane who's man enough to make me feel like
a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt, throws it to her, and says, "Here.
Iron this."=A0 =20

73
name withheld by request  SOC 263