[SOC] First aid on the golf course

[Bill Cunningham]

A couple of women were playing golf one Saturday morning.  The first of the
twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole.  Indeed, the ball hit one of the men,
and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.  She
explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help.  I am
a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just
allow me!" she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, ooooh, noooo, I'll be all right.  I will be fine in a few minutes,"
he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping
his hands together at his crotch.  But she persisted, and he finally allowed
her to help him.  She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side.
She loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
After a short massage, she asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."