[SOC] Saddam

[ng3o]

News item:

Iraqi President Saddam Hussein needs help in the bedroom, ABC NEWS is set to
report in an exclusive interview with his alleged mistress.

The Dictator of Baghdad may not be all the man he's cracked up to be,
reporter Claire Shipman will reveal -- he uses Viagra for sex sessions!
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Quick, sign him up for a TV commercial. I can just see it now, with symbolic
missiles going up in the background! Or maybe he and Bob Dole could do a
commercial together.

Bob: If I were President, I'd show you a thing or two.
Saddam: Hey, Bob, you know, even if you're President for Life, you can't
always do everything you want.

Yessir, there are mind-boggling possibilities here.

Bill NG3O