[SOC] Texan Chili

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Bonjour Lloyd,

Your Texan judge #3, I have a pic of him waiting for a bill to be written after 
running out at a speed > 155 mph ... 

Now, speaking of cars and to make some link with last joke posted by Rob abt 
the 2 young ones looking for a lawyer in Heaven, here is an other one :

A couple (yet married !!) has a car accident and the XYL is badly injured, her 
face needing "full repair". Doctors at the hospital think at lot, looking for 
the best way to give her a lovely face once agn. And at the end, no other way 
is found but taking some part of skin for the "back side" ("ass" if you prefer) 
from her husband. The operation goes well, all is OK and so perfect that after 
the operation, the XYL's face is even prettier than before !
 - Oh Honey, says the XYL, Thaaaank you so muuucchh, you are soo lovely. What 
can I do in order to show you how grateful I am ?
 - O-o-o, I do not want nothing, answers the husband, but just ask your mother, 
next time she comes to visit us, to kiss you on your cheeks.

Ok, ok .. I have to run out now !

72!
Claude