[SOC] Dear Abby...

[Lloyd Lachow]

Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be 
married next
month. My fiance's mother is not only very attractive 
but really
great and understanding. She is putting the entire 
wedding together
and invited me to her place to go over the invitation 
list because
it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to 
be. When I got
to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down 
to just under
a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a 
month I would
be a married man and that before that happened, she 
wanted to have
sex with me.  Then she just stood up and walked to her

bedroom and
on her way said that I knew where the front door was 
if I wanted to
leave. I stood there for about five minutes and 
finally decided that
I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I 
headed straight
out the front door...There, leaning against my car was

her husband,
my father-in-law to be. He was smiling.  He explained 
that they just
wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true 
to their little
girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on 
passing their
little test. Abby, should I tell my fiance' what her 
parents did,
and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and

insulting to
my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to 
myself including
the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car 
was to get a
condom?

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