[SOC] 10 Signs You're at a Redneck Wedding

[Rob Matherly]

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10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters 

9. Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom," ushers ask 
"Ford or Chevy?" 

8. Bridesmaids -- pink tube tops; bridegrooms -- Travis Tritt T-shirts 

7. Phrase "I do" replaced by "I heard that" 

6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden 

5. When minister asks "who giveth this woman to be married," some guy in the 
back stands up and hollers, "Earnhardt!" 

4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing 
since 'Hee Haw,' Mr. Lindsay?" 

3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and nacho cheese Doritos 

2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the "Monster Truck 
Show" 

1. Sign in front of the church: No shirt... No shoes... No problem 

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