[SOC] Men & Women ... "suite"

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Hello agn,

After the "Men & Dogs" info received from Lloyd, here is my modest contribution 
on the subject :

(Note: French -among other ones- driving licence is based on a system of 
points : you have 6 pts, loosing points (from 1 to 6) when doing 
something "wrong". You can only loose points, no earning, except in taking some 
new course)

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Only one rule counts in this so romantic world: to make the women happy. 
Everyting runs according to a system of points, a little like the driving 
licence :

- you do something which they like, you gain points, 
- you do something which displeases to them, you lose points. 
Caution: you do not gain points when you do something what they expected. 

SIMPLE SPOTS: 

- You make the bed (+1) 
- You make the bed but you forget to put the decorative pillows (0) 
- You draw the bed-spread on cloths in battle (-1) 

- You leave the flap of the toilets raised (-5) 
- You replace the toilet paper roller when it is empty (0) 
- When the toilet paper roller is empty, you use kleenex (-1) 
- You go in the bathroom when you have no kleenex left (-2) 

- You go out to buy her Tampax (+5) 
- ... while it is snowing ... (+8) 
- ... but you come back with beer packs (-5) 

- You go out by night to check a suspect noise (0) 
- You go out by night to check a suspect noise but there is nothing (0) 
- You go out by night to check a suspect noise and there is something... (+5) 
-... that you flatten with great devastating iron blows of golf n�6... (+10) 
-... it was her dog (-10). 

SOCIAL BEHAVIOR IN EVENING: 
- You remain at her sides all the evening (0) 
- You pass an end of the evening to her sides then leave to chatter (and drink 
a blow) with a colleague... (-2) 
-... who is called Tiffany... (-4) 
-... Tiffany is a dancer... (-6) 
-... Tiffany has prostheses mammaires (-8) 

FOR HER BIRTHDAY: 
- You take her for a dinner (0) 
- You take her for a dinner and it is not at the local caf�-bar (+1) 
- It is at the local caf�-bar... (-2) 
-... it is the evening "eat at will"... (-3) 
-... and you have the face painted with the colors of your preferred soccer 
team (-10) 

ONE EVENING BETWEEN MEN: 

- You go out with a buddy... (-5) 
-... who is married and happy... (-4) 
-... who is resolutely unmarried... (-7) 
-... who drives a Porsche... (-10) 
-... with a personalized American number plate: 69 PIPE 69 (-15) 

ONE EVENING IN INTIMITY : 
- You take her to the cinema (+2) 
- You take her to the cinema to see a film which she likes (+4) 
- You take her to the cinema to see a film which you hate (+6) 
- You take her to the cinema to see a film which you like... (-2) 
-... which is called "the Cop of Death 9"... (-3) 
-... which speaks about cyborgs which eats the human ones... (-9) 
-... and you lied by saying her that it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR BODY: 

- You catch a large "beer stomach"(-15) 
- You catch a large "beer stomach", but made sport to eliminate it (+10) 
- You catch a large "beer stocmach" and decide to wear quite wide jeans and 
large hawaian shirts (-30) 
- You say "It is not serious, you have some also" (-800) 

COMMUNICATION: 

SHE WANTS TO SPEAK To YOU About A PROBLEM: 
- You listen to her with what resembles an interested and sand-gravel mix air 
(0) 
- You listen during more than 30 minutes (+5) 
- You listen during more than 30 minutes without throwing an eye to the TV 
set... (+100) 
-... she realizes that it is because you fell asleep (-200) 

THE MORTAL QUESTION: SHE ASKS "IS THIS TRUE THAT I AM FAAAT ?" 
- You hesitate before answering (-10) 
- You answer "Where?" (-35) 
- Any other answer (-20)
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FWIW & ... GL !!

72!
Claude