[SOC] Fw: The Case of the Pregnant Lady

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> > Subject: FW: The Case of the Pregnant Lady

COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus.  She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another
seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  The man
seemed more amused.  When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.  The judge asked the man (about 20 years
old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this.  When the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition."  She sat under a
sign that said: "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.  Then she
moved and sat under a sign that said: "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling", and I had to smile.  Then she placed herself under a sign
that said: "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself.
BUT your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said: "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident" I just lost it.

"CASE DISMISSED"