[SOC] Aluminum Foil

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In a message dated 3/30/2002 1:01:01 PM Pacific Standard Time, 
ng3o@earthlink.net writes:

<< While somewhat more expensive, copper foil is far superior when it
 comes to keeping aliens from reading your mind. It also has certain
 healing properties that will prevent a multitude of ailments from acne
 to psoriasis. One of my ham friends has protected himself against
 alien mind probes by wearing an aluminum collander, but he finds it
 difficult to put on his earphones over it. Good luck. >>

 Bill, as a resident of the aliens-and-government-coverup state of Nevada, i 
must disagree respectfully here, i find the tinfoil is good only for certain 
types of alien abductions, by far the best across the board is walking naked 
down the street screaming in swahili while wildly flailing a pair of 
stainless steel egg beaters around in the air. (it doesnt matter what you are 
screaming, cookie recipes, it doesnt matter...as long as its in swahili)
  You do this, not only will the aliens not want to deal with you, but other 
people will leave you well enough alone too!!  
 Take it from me, i always seem to have an answer for everything. :-)

 However, you may run into a tourist from swaziland who will think you are 
the bees knees and THEY wont leave you alone...oh well, the trade off may 
well be worth it.

73...Adam, N7YA
SOC 143  FP#86
www.NDUS3.com
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