[SOC] Viva Pepsi ... !

Claude TERRIER - F5PBL [email protected]
Sun, 24 Mar 2002 05:27:14 +0100


A couple was getting a divorce at a local
court. But the custody of their
children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to
the judge that since she had
carried the children in her womb for 9 months
and brought them into this
world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children.
The judge asked for his
arguments too. The man paused silently for a
long moment, rose slowly from
his chair and replied: "Your Honor, when I
insert a dollar into a vending
machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi
belong to me or to the
machine?"

Don't laugh, the man won!